Some of My Past Projects.

Okpa: The Nigerian Prince That Stole My Heart(And Self Control)

The first time I had okpa, I saw the light. Not that dim, flickering one NEPA gives us before taking it five seconds later — no.I mean the bright, heavenly kind, like when the skies part and you hear the voice of your Heavenly Father saying , “My child, you have arrived.”It was wrapped in a leaf, hot, with a vegetable I know is not ugu peeking through like tiny whispers of excellence.No, I don’t think I’m being dramatic right now.I took one bite, and just like that, I was in love. The kind of lo...

WARNING: Don’t Follow This Writing “Rule” If You Want to Make Real Money Writing.

You need a presence on all of these. Period.Cherie you CANNOT afford to be shy.You’re behind already and if you can’t figure out where to start, I’ll help you out:Get one. Don’t overthink it. Just a simple picture with a clean background. You want clients to take you seriously, so don’t be posting selfies in your pajamas. Keep it professional.I usually advise using one picture across all platforms. Again, for uniform identification.For example, let’s say you’re me. You’re not just Paula. You’re...

Dearest Gentle Reader…

Queue the Christmas song!🎶Good tidings we bring to you and your kin. Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!🎶But fear not, my darling! I bring good tidings: next year is your year. Yes, you heard me. You’re going to land that writing job you’ve been dreaming of. And even better? I’m going to tell you how👇🏽Writing is like a muscle — if you don’t use it, it’ll yunno shrink. Practice, practice, and then practice some more. Build your portfolio. Write about anything and everything, and w...

I Should’ve Been a Doctor — But Life Said, “Plot Twist”

I’ve been obsessed with healthcare for as long as I can remember. Blame it on the newspapers I devoured as a kid — I say devour cause I literally did.Tons of them. I mean stories of crazy medical breakthroughs, life-saving treatments, and one that stuck with me: a baby having seizures who was treated with marijuana.Yupp she was being treated with doses of marijuana to stop her seizures. How crazy is that???Then came the Ben Carson fever — when every African parent wanted a neurosurgeon in the fa...

BREAKING: 61 Killed in Brazil’s Horrific Plane Crash!!

Here’s how it happened…A passenger plane crashed in Brazil on Friday, killing all 61 people on board.The aircraft, a Voepass ATR 72 twin-engine turboprop, en route from Cascavel in the southern to São Paulo’s Guarulhos International Airport, was carrying 57 passengers and 4 crew members when it plummeted to the ground in the city of Vinhedo.Horrified witnesses and video recordings show the aircraft entering a terrifying flat spin before crashing into a residential area. In less than a minute, th...

I stopped asking God for patience.

Humor.My unhinged humor, oh dear, from him. We’ll talk about that later.I’d ask for patience and I’d get a grey hair situation.I’d ask for wisdom and he’d give me a confusing task.I’d ask for two million dollars and he’d send me…..Well…he knows what he sends me…(Gives respectful side eyes)

Humor.

My unhinged humor, oh dear, from him. We’ll talk about that later.

I’d ask for patience and I’d get a grey hair situation.

I’d ask for wisdom and he’d give me a confusing task.

I’d ask for two mill...

CONTENT WRITING FOR B2B (Business-to-Business) and B2C (Business-to-Consumer) Brands??

Let’s learn more…Well..hey there,You’re probably here cause you’re a Content Writer who can’t figure out if you’re a B2B or a B2C writer.Come sit. I’ll explain.First of all, let’s break down what B2B and B2C are:B2B stands for Business-to-Business, which refers to companies that provide products or services to other businesses. On the other hand, B2C stands for Business-to-Consumer, where companies sell products or services directly to consumers/customers.In summary, B2B focuses on transactions...

“You are what you attract” God forbid.

“You are what you attract”I winced as I read the text message in front of me.“Api ister my angle”I really hope he didn’t mean to send “Happy Easter my Angel”He couldn’t possibly.I am what I attract?? God forbid oo. I am not him(…but you attracted him)I can spell.I beg to differ. They said opposites attract…oh gosh that makes sense now.My mindMYMINDI listened to Bob Proctor for the first time yesterday. He spoke of the mind to my mind and I’ll tell you something, my mind did not mind at all.For t...

So…you want to be a Writer?

(Image Sources- Pinterest)So, you’ve seen all these posts about people making crazy money writing online, right? They’re making it look really easy too?Rolls eyes.Don’t get me wrong, making a living with your words(aka writing) is possible, but it takes work.Let me rephrase- it takes a whole lot of work and the help of the good Lord.(It’s okay if you’re not Christian.)Moving on…Here’s the thing, writing isn’t always sunshine and rainbows. You’ll face rejection, frustration, and maybe even a few...

I make $10,000 each month from Content Writing.

Well hi there,Sorry for the misleading title…That’s the statement I find some writers make online.I, however, don’t make $10,000…..yet.I’m not hating but I think most of them aren’t being honest about how difficult it is sometimes to earn that as a Content Writer or maybe I’m making excuses for myself not earning $10,000 as well…(sigh, these are the issues)Baby steps…Baby steps…..Moving on.I think I’ve always preferred being a Content Writer, dealing with words, facts, and statistics. I enjoy fi...

FUCK ACNE…

Did you know acne is estimated to affect only about 9.4% of the entire world population??So that’s about 9.4% of 8.1 billion people. What are the odds that you and I just happened to be roped into that 9.4%???I started having acne in late 2010. Right as soon as I graduated from primary school. Of course, when my mum saw it, she said it was nothing, I was just maturing. I hated it. No one else in my class had acne, I hated it that it set me apart from the others.But that’s not the worst part, it...

FROM DARKNESS TO LIGHT: A Repentant Murderer’s Tale?? (Part 1)

So let me share an interesting story with you. A few months back in 2023, a Ugandan Pastor made quite a buzz on TikTok for his fascinating sermons. He was no ordinary pastor, mind you. He was an ex-satanist who shared his past experiences and insights about the spiritual realm. People were hooked on his teachings and couldn’t get enough of his amazing stories.I watched a few clips of his sermons and in one he mentioned killing many people, but it wasn’t clear if he meant in the real world or jus...

THE ART OF THE PERFECT PLAYLIST: How to create the killer soundtrack for any occasion.

As a Nigerian music lover, I have always had a deep appreciation for Afrobeats, Afropop, and Highlife. As I grew up, the infectious rhythms and catchy beats of artists like Fela Kuti, Chief Osita Osadebe, Wizkid, and Davido have been the soundtrack to many of my best memories. But as much as I love Afro beats, I also enjoy a wide variety of other genres, from RnB to Rock to Neo-soul to Spanish and French songs, and over the years, I’ve learned a thing or two about how to create the perfect playl...

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